Joey Cape Is Tiny As Fuck

Joey Cape is both magical and small.
r.i.p.

r.i.p.

Let’s talk about how you’re going to scratch the fucking record if you don’t get off of it, Joey.

Let’s talk about how you’re going to scratch the fucking record if you don’t get off of it, Joey.

Joshua, I told you that you can’t take Joey to school with you!

Joshua, I told you that you can’t take Joey to school with you!

Joey just wants to borrow some shit, guy.

Joey just wants to borrow some shit, guy.

You’ll be on your own island of shame if you don’t remember to clean out your drains.

You’ll be on your own island of shame if you don’t remember to clean out your drains.

louieapplesauce:

Joey, get off of there! You know you aren’t allowed on the sofa!

louieapplesauce:

Joey, get off of there! You know you aren’t allowed on the sofa!